One Singular, Structural Block*

Sale Price: $5.00 Original Price: $50.00

*For us, not you.

This is a joke item. You will not receive a besser block. For the love of God please stop buying us besser blocks.
If you buy this. You will not get it. It will go into our Xmas Party fund. No refunds. No returns (becuase there’s no block!).

All that being said. If you’re still here, you probably deserve to buy us a block. Its sort of the right thing to do actually. Maybe the ONLY right thing to do. Think of it as a love letter to the Padre Build — rough, solid, and unreasonably heavier than we thought. Similar to the burden of selling fake blocks on our website. But we shall endure.

*For us, not you.

This is a joke item. You will not receive a besser block. For the love of God please stop buying us besser blocks.
If you buy this. You will not get it. It will go into our Xmas Party fund. No refunds. No returns (becuase there’s no block!).

All that being said. If you’re still here, you probably deserve to buy us a block. Its sort of the right thing to do actually. Maybe the ONLY right thing to do. Think of it as a love letter to the Padre Build — rough, solid, and unreasonably heavier than we thought. Similar to the burden of selling fake blocks on our website. But we shall endure.